{"id":3397,"date":"2015-05-01T08:08:44","date_gmt":"2015-05-01T07:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/?p=3397"},"modified":"2015-05-01T21:33:08","modified_gmt":"2015-05-01T20:33:08","slug":"quand-lenseignant-disjoncte-vive-venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/2015\/05\/01\/quand-lenseignant-disjoncte-vive-venus\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand l&rsquo;enseignant disjoncte, vive V\u00e9nus."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1519\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/venus.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1519\/\">XKCD<\/a> au sommet en ce premier mai, il faut aller sur le site pour voir la petite phrase cach\u00e9e qui est encore plus g\u00e9niale que le cartoon. Parfois, quand je vois le regard endormi des \u00e9tudiants ou leur activit\u00e9 smartphonienne, j&rsquo;ai envie de raconter une histoire de ce genre, style \u00ab\u00a0Les patients avec une polykystose r\u00e9nale autosomique dominante ont \u00e9t\u00e9 atteint avant leur naissance par des rayons cosmiques venant de Jupiter\u00a0\u00bb, juste pour savoir combien \u00e9coutent mon blabla et \u00e9ventuellement r\u00e9agiront \u00e0 ma folie.<\/p>\n<p>Oui, il faut que je le fasse&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>XKCD au sommet en ce premier mai, il faut aller sur le site pour voir la petite phrase cach\u00e9e qui est encore plus g\u00e9niale que le cartoon. Parfois, quand je vois le regard endormi des \u00e9tudiants ou leur activit\u00e9 smartphonienne, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/2015\/05\/01\/quand-lenseignant-disjoncte-vive-venus\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[95],"tags":[1423,1422,1421],"class_list":["post-3397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-burn-out","tag-venus","tag-xkcd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1l1zM-SN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3397"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3409,"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions\/3409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perruchenautomne.eu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}